Written by Scott C.
Illustrated by Sam C. (Age 4)
10. “Neil Patrick Harris could have any man he wants.”
9. “Don’t you think the word ‘vagina’ sounds kinda gay? VAA-GI-NAA…”
8. “I think this why men have nipples.”
7. “Was cross-dressing Bugs always that hot???”
6. “Wait. So, is it six inches soft or…?”
5. “No Baby, I just meant like—maybe you could try putting your pinky or your thumb in there, maybe.”
4. “George Clooney just keeps getting better and better looking.”
3. “Homo erectus.”
2. “No! I am not looking at naked ladies, Mom!”
1. Did you mean…
9. “Don’t you think the word ‘vagina’ sounds kinda gay? VAA-GI-NAA…”
8. “I think this why men have nipples.”
7. “Was cross-dressing Bugs always that hot???”
6. “Wait. So, is it six inches soft or…?”
5. “No Baby, I just meant like—maybe you could try putting your pinky or your thumb in there, maybe.”
4. “George Clooney just keeps getting better and better looking.”
3. “Homo erectus.”
2. “No! I am not looking at naked ladies, Mom!”
1. Did you mean…
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