Gravity
By: Professor Franklin Weis
First thing’s first, I must give you
This bit of information
Gravity itself is a just force
It’s not acceleration
But when we measure gravity
Acceleration’s what we use
Please, class, please stay with me now
And do not be confused
Nine-point-eight-one- now write that down
Meters per second, of course
Is the acceleration due to gravity
And Newton is the source
Newton’s First Law of Motion
By: E-Nigma
Physical body
At rest
Want to rest
Have to rest
Stay at rest
Ever move?
Never move
Make me move
Moving object
Friction free
Floating
Going
Gliding
Can’t stop
Won’t stop
-INERTIA-
Special Relativity
By: Sage Mathers
How I see things, and you see things
May never be the same
Perception skews reality
It’s all about the frame
If my clock moves, and your clock stays
The times will be quite skewed
My clock is slow, your clock is fast
That’s how the time is viewed
If you measure a moving thing
And find it ten feet long
Your eyes are tricked – that’s not the length
You’ll find that you are wrong
Einstein found that
E is equal to the MC squared
When will I need this – my major’s Art
I really could not care
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Every Time a Bell Rings
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Job Interview Dos and Don'ts
What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving
Amazing Dad Magic
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
