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Garfield Minus Jon

by Andrew Bridgman on

You’ve seen Garfield minus Garfield, right? The online blog sensation (“blogsation”) that has made Garfield sorta funny again (along with, of course, Lasagna Cat). The guy behind it removed Garfield from the comic, which left us with a manically-depressed Jon. What would happen if our lasagna-lovin’ lazy lothario had no Jon though? Who would he make his dry one-liners to? Whose social life would he mock? Let us find out…

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Two years ago I get assigned a roommate from Bangladesh. Its his first time ever out of his country. His first words to me were Hello how tastes it. Interesting start right. Two days later i walk in to see cheese slices all over the walls. The cheese slices have writing on them. I confront him about it and he tells me he thought they were post it notes. Apparently they do... Read More » not have dairy in back home because he had never seen cheese before. Days after that he blows up the microwave by putting a pot of eggs in it. It is at this point that I give up on the guy. After a few weeks I notice his part of the dorm smells like ass so I confront him about it. He then goes on to explain that he has been waiting for the servants to come by for his laundry. Of all the people why did I get this guy? In the three months I lived with him he washed once and never quite understood that we did not have servants and that Americans utilize cows.