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New Picture Contest!

by Streeter Seidell on

It’s almost the end of the year and you know what that means – you’re really, really fat now. Why no make some money off your destroyed body? We’re looking for the student who has undergone the biggest, fattest change over the course of Freshman year. All you need to do is upload a picture with both a shot of you at the beginning of the year and a shot at the end. Fattest, most depressing transformation wins money for more food!
  • $150 for 1st place
  • $100 for 2nd place
  • $50 for 3rd place
  • Depression for everyone else!
So what are you waiting for? Tear yourself away from that bacon, fried chicken skin and mayo sandwich for five minutes and show us what’s become of your once-beautiful body.

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