It takes some pretty messed up stuff to get onto roommate confessions, so you have to imagine the shit you have to pull to get denied from roommate confessions. Here are just a few submissions that were rejected.

Freshman year there was this guy who lived down the hall in the dorms who nobody really liked. He was always creeping on peoples girlfriends and had this weird habit of picking his nose in public.  The week after winter break he came home from winter break he showed up to one of our parties, drank a lot of our beer, and passed out. At this point the floor was so sick of his shit that we had just about reached our limit, so about 5 of us carried him outside and dropped him in the street. When he fell he didn't even wake up, so we started duck taping his legs and arms together and drawing all over him. Then, as he lay there, two of us kicked him violently while one guy went at him with a baseball bat. Imagine that scene in office space when they beat up the printer. That's what it was like. So we kept doing this for about half an hour until the guy was pretty messed up, then we each took turns peeing on him. Afterwards we threw him in a dumpster somewhere and left him. I still laugh to this day when I think about it.