"Double Standards?" by Tawanda Gona

So ive been thinkin about double standards and shit lately, like how ifa dude cheats on his girl, its whatever, but when he founds out hisbitch was cheatin on him, he is fuckin heated. But yea here we go:

A chick says, "yea i used to experiment, i made out with girls and stuff like that, but that was in the past"= That shits cool
A dude says "yea im straight but back in the day i sucked a little bitof dick here and there, just experimenting to see where i was at"=Thats mad gay

A dude says "i fucked 2 girls a the same time last nite" =This kid is a G
A bitch says "I fucked 2 guys at the same time last nite" =This bitch is a smut

A black guy says "I listen to Wu-Tang, Biggie, Jadakiss" = Not surprised
A white dude says " I listen to Wu-Tang, biggie, jadakiss" =YO THIS WHITE DUDE IS MAAAAAAD COOL

A dude talks to mad girls who dont kno about each other= He's doin his thing
A girl talks to mad dudes who dont kno about each other= Yo this bitch is tricky

I tell a girl my name is Tawanda= Confused but she'll talk to me
A girl tells me her name is Steven=……..What the fuck?

You go to a girls room and find a vibrator= Intrigued
Girl comes to your room and sees lotion and a box of tissues even tho u dont have a cold….= That bitch is tellin EVERYBODY

Guy says "I bust after 5 min"=Bitches aint fucking him
Girl says "I orgasm after 5 min" =That is the greatest bitch of all time

Girl can walk out the house and get some dick in 5 min=No shit
Guy can walk out of the house and get pussy in 5 min= This Man is a hero

Dude goes out and gets a girls fone number= He's baggin, doin his thing, hooray for him
Girl goes out to get a guys fone number= Yo this bitch is desperate

"She ugly but she has a phat butt"=Reasonable
"He's ugly but he got a big dick"= Its sad your gonna have kids someday

Girl says " I used to suck alot of dick back in the day"= Never kiss me ever again
Dude says "I used to go down on mad girls" = I think i found my husband

Female teacher fucks a student= This bitch is a hero, get her a medal
Male teacher fucks a student= Why hasnt he been arrested yet?

"So i was with this chick, and i farted on her"=HAHAHAHAHA Yo your fucked up HAHAHAHA
"So i was with this chick and she farted on me"=……………….that bitch is mad nasty

Guy wit a scar on his this dudes a gangsta
Girl wit a scar on her What the fuck was this bitch doin?

Yo that girl wont suck my dick, she said my shit smells funny= Yo that bitch is wilin, fuck that bitch
Yo that Dude wont go down on me, he said my shit smells funny= Oh word…I gotta go vomit rite now

Dude can dunk=Gets mad girls
Chick can dunk=…………..Ew

Girl eats ice cream like she's sucking dick= Dudes stop, watch, and applaud
Guy eats ice cream like he's eating pussy in front of a group of girls= Sex offender? What the fuck?

Girl says "I saw ur old facebook pictures, u look good with short hair"= Yo, i think she likes me
Guy says "yea i went thru ur facebook, you were better as a brunette"=Restraining order anyone?

Chick your with randomly starts making out with you=Awesome
Dude randomly starts making out with a girl= Mace anyone?

Girl complains to her boyfriend about her boobs are too small= "Its ok baby, i stil love you"
Dude complains to his girl about his dick bein to small= "Its ok baby,i still love you" Says this while she's texting another dude whoseprolly gonna hit after you leave

Dude gets played by a girl= He's a sucker for love
Bitch gets played by a dude= Yo that bitch is stupid

Guy drinks too much and passes out= Wakes up with penises drawn all over him
Girl drinks too much and passes out= Wakes up in a bed with some1 checking in on her

"Yo i fucked that chicks mom son"= Damn kid thats ill!
"Yo i fucked that dudes dad"= Bitch wat the fuck is wrong with you? You realize u miteve ruined that dudes life rite?

Chick asks you "you want some head?"=Great Night!
You ask a chick "you want me to go down on you?"=Mace anyone?

Girl grabs my ass= GREAT DAY
I grab a girls ass= Sexual Harassment suit, What the fuck?

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