Originally released on November 15, 2001.

Birthday some time in… June?

You know that three hits to the body and one headshot with the battle rifle will take down your opponent.

You still can't hit the right spot.

You stay up all night trying to beat the game in co-op mode.

You stay up all night because sleeping while cuddling is a physical impossibility.

"This is Spartan 117! Can anyone read me? Over."

"Ughhh, I'm so stressed out. Give me a shoulder massage."

Allows you to travel to a universe where aliens are trying to take over the world, artificial intelligence has surpassed human intelligence, and the fate of civilization is in your hands.

Lives in a universe where Sex and the City is humorous, thought-provoking television.

There's nothing more satisfying than getting a sticky grenade right on your opponent's face.

"You want to do WHAT!?!"