Spewing filth as as she spoke
Listening to this girl was driving me MaD!
She had to have known she was a joke
So as she babbled with her mouth hung low
and her jelly doughnut sides jiggling with pure delight
I looked at her with veiled disgust
This girl is really annoying ALRIGHT!?
So I whipped out my harpoon and aimed it to her
making sure it was diamond sharp
I pulled the trigger and released my blade
When I heard the sound of a harp
It was the Archangel Gabriel
Who shown down from above glowing with obvious pride
He gave me a grenade filled with power
and gave me an angel high five! ¨Tight)
So the beast was slain
She didn't shut up even when give her cue
Oh and one more thing Id like to deliver
A Giant
Heartfelt
FUCK YOU.

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