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An Open Poem to the Stupid Girl in My Lit Class

by Conrad on


She sat alone with people around her

Spewing filth as as she spoke

Listening to this girl was driving me MaD!

She had to have known she was a joke

So as she babbled with her mouth hung low

and her jelly doughnut sides jiggling with pure delight

I looked at her with veiled disgust

This girl is really annoying ALRIGHT!?

So I whipped out my harpoon and aimed it to her

making sure it was diamond sharp

I pulled the trigger and released my blade

When I heard the sound of a harp

It was the Archangel Gabriel

Who shown down from above glowing with obvious pride

He gave me a grenade filled with power

and gave me an angel high five! ¨Tight)

So the beast was slain

She didn’t shut up even when give her cue

Oh and one more thing Id like to deliver

A Giant…Heartfelt…
FUCK YOU.

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