Pick up lines, Translated

I love that you girls know how to PARTY!

I love that in an hour, you girls are gonna be too wasted to say “no.”

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Wow, you look like a movie star!

Wow, you look like Jack Nicholson…and it’s kinda creapin’ me out.

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I love how exotic you are.

You’re ugly and I can’t stop staring.

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You have a million dollar smile!

Our sex tape is gonna hit stores in less than 12 hours.

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My wife and kids aren’t asleep yet.

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Can I get a picture with you?
I’m going to photoshop your clothes off as soon as I get home.
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Hey, what’s your name?
There’s got to be a couple of bikini pics on your facebook…
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Take off your glasses…I want to see your eyes.
Take off your glasses…I want to stare at your boobs without getting slapped.
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So what type of birth-control do you use?
So what type of birth-control will I not use?
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