I find it ironic that the people who are most adamant about a timetable for Iraq seem to be the most lazy about a timetable for their own lives.
It's always something like, "We want a 14.2% incremental troop reduction exponentially imposed beginning on August 3rd at 4:15 P.M.! And maybe I'll get lunch in the future and probably get high later. I'd like to get a job eventually, and if I put my mind to it maybe I'll move out of my parent's house."
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