| Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
| | | Research on drugs/ Exam | Skip class to catch up on sleep | Go out & drink irresponsibly | Go out drinking and smoking | Clean apartment |
| Church | Give speech on "why drugs are bad" | Go to the gym/ Drink Beer | Have unprotected sex w/ a stranger | Go to work and then drink | Exam @ 3pm/ Drink Beer | Give Blood |
| Church/ Call parents | Quit my job | Call Parents for money | Raise money for Greek | Miss class because of expected hangover | Drink beer and complain about football tickets | Blue and White game |
| Drink Beer | Greek meeting/ Buy Beer | Vote!!!! | Wash laundry | Miss class to catch up on drinking | Miss class because of hangover | Greek week |
| Miss church to catch up on sleep | Pretend to be sick to miss class | Go out drinking | Beg for an extension on paper | | | |
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