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The Graphic Truth: Reality by Height

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How funny you look. God, I’m sorry. I really didn’t mean to laugh. No, I know it’s rude. I’m sorry.
Likelihood your skin is this color
Feasibility of a career in professional tossing
Hiding places
Fear of doorways
Chances that standing oral sex is an option for you.

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My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More » cop turns on his siren while flipping him off. Apparently he set his dumbass up. Now my friend has his license suspended.... XD