I think I have an irrational fear of irrational fears, what do they call them oh yeah, phobiaahhhhhhh!
The more somebody needs to use your bathroom, the less you should let them.
"So have you ever had sex with a corpse?"
"A human corpse, no "
"Why the fuck did we come here?"
-How many woodchucks could a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip woodchucks?
-Peter Piper poked his prick in Patty Pepper's pooper. Did Patty Pepper poop on Peter Piper's poking pecker?
-Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, c*nt.