Kids nowadays. They don’t know how good they have it. Back in my day,we never had these damn-fangled “Facebook Applications.” Hell, we werelucky if we had a status bar to let everyone know that at this momentin time, “Seth is writing.” God I miss 2005.
It takes me 5 minutesto scroll down a person’s page anymore, not to mention that every timeI log on, I have 56 notifications telling me that I’ve been invited toadd the Zombie application, and 90 more letting me know people want toshare their love for pirates. Look, if I wanted to waste my time, I’dwrite a blog.
Don’t even get me started on the Newsfeed. Back in my day, we had tostalk people manually! Now, thanks to the Newsfeed, I’m updated when ‘Mike’ takes a shit.
“Mike just moved his bowels. It was healthy.5:32pm”
Thank you Facebook.
Well, back in my day...
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