Book Buy Back Day

Ah yes, book buy back day. The day that will help me pay for the first few nights of summer drinking. I’ve got all my books, some in the exact condition I bought them in. Except for Organic Chem, I cut out chapters 13 and 14, that’s what the final is on and the exam is not for two days, but they’ll never know…
I also “found” a few books in the dining hall that I’m sure the bookstore would like back.

Oh great, there’s a line. I’ll just keep thinking of all the money I’m going to get. “Oh these, yeah, I took alot of credits this year, no biggie. Yeah, apparantly, I did take gay and lesbian studies this year, don’t be a dick bro.”

Just a little bit further, these books are heavy. I wonder how I did on those finals? Ah who cares, I’ll just tell my dad grades haven’t been posted on-line yet, by the time they are, he won’t care.

Finally, I’m here. Good afternoon, I have a few books that I would like to sell back. It seems hard to part with them, such good reads, ya know. Student ID? Here you go.” Alright, $18.00 for mass comm, ooh, $37.00 for world history. What? $7 for  Psych handbook,  that’s gay.  Still got some good ones, this  english book cost $112, I should get bank.  $41,  I guess that will work. Ok, she’s going for Organic Chem, just play it cool.  She’s looking through it, no problem. BEEP-BEEP.
“What’s that noise?” “What do you mean you’re not buying this back anymore?” Who cares about a limit? That’s rediculous, just let it slide. Fine, then I’ll just take my money and go. I’m never shopping here again! Oh next semester? You win this round campus book store….