Some Helpful Tips for Freshmen
By Patrick Bieger
Welcome Week is here once again, the time of year where overa thousand excited freshmen arrive on campus to begin the next chapter of theirlives at the College. That’s you. Yes, college can be a worrisome time, yet itis quite possibly one of the best in your life. The College, and I your humbleauthor, really want you to live it up while at the College, so I’ve compiledthe following five tips for making the most of your college experience:
Do something new!
-Never be afraid to try something you’ve never donebefore, who knows, you may discover you like it.
Realize your potential!
-Push your limits. College has all the tools you need tosucceed, use them and give your all.
Investigate!
-Explore the school. The College has plenty to do andplenty of places to hangout. Find your favorite club, or discover your favoritespot on campus.
Never eat seven hamburgersfrom the dining hall!
-I have seen what happens if you do. Trust me on thisone.
Know your floor!
-Throughout the year and even your time at the College,you will come to rely on members of your floor for support and some will becomeas close as family to you.
So while you’re going about the College this week, rememberto DRINK. It would be in your bestinterest to DRINK. You will probablyenjoy college more if you DRINK.Nothing bad could come from it, in fact it is beneficial to you if you DRINK. Good luck, have fun, and see youaround campus.
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