Conversation With a Girl Using Strictly Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Guy:  Excuse me, Flo?

Girl:  Uh, my name is Christy…

Guy:  That’s a lovely accent you have.  New Jersey?

Girl:  No… it’s Southern, I’m from Austin.

Guy:  Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

Girl:  Actually, it’s in Texas.

Guy:  Well suck me sideways!

Girl:  Excuse me? 

Guy:  Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes.

Girl:  Wow, are you a doctor?

Guy:  Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.

Girl:  Oh…

Guy:  Yeah, One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih Tzu.

Girl:  Yeah… Ha. Ha. You’re funny.  A Bull Shit, pretty original.

Guy:  You’re it.

Girl:  What are you?  12?

Guy:  You’re it, quitsies!

Girl:  You have a problem.

Guy:  [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Girl:  I’m leaving.

Guy:  I’m sorry; some little filly broke my heart.

Girl:  Oh, I’m sorry.  I know how you feel.

Guy:  What’s your last name?  Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Girl:  No, it’s Johnson…

Guy:  I was way off!

Girl:  Yes, yes, you were.
Guy:  So, what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?

Girl:  I just met you…

Guy:  The first time I set my eyes on you I got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone you.

Girl:  Goodbye!

Guy:  Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!