BF: Oh, I don't know sweetie
GF: Please?? It'll be so much fun, I promise. I'll watch from the other side, mkay?
BF: You don't wanna be in it too?
GF: Oh, no. I'm much too sensitive about my looks.
Artist: Are you ready, sir? I need you to stay kind of still
GF: Ohmygod, haaahahaha!!
BF: What is it?
Artist: Sir? Hold still please?
GF: Nothing baby, it's just he nailed your forehead. I mean NAILED it. Hahaha wait is that a drive-in movie being projected onto it? Oh that's classic.
Artist: (Smiling) Yeah, ya like that?
GF: Nice touch. Baby this is hilarious.
BF: Heh. Yeah, the forehead. I get it from my mother's side, I guess. Hey, baby?
Artist: Sir. Please.
BF: Of course. Sorry.
GF: AAAAAHAHAHA! OMG, ELL. OH. ELL. He is absolutely killing me over here! Dude, you are seriously, like, an ar-teest. This practically doesn't even qualify as a caricature, it's so realistic. Look at that chin! It's almost phallic!
BF: (Squirming) Really? I don't even think I have a big chin though
Artist: SIR! STILLNESS! NOW!!
BF: (Eyes well up.)
GF: HAHAHA oh that's perfect. Now I dunno. Is there some way you could draw, like, a really small penis on him? We're talking, like, microscopic.
BF: Baby please no.
Artist: God DAMN IT MAN so help me I will leap over this easel and rip your f**king THROAT OUT if you DON'T. STOP. MOVING!
GF: (Doubled over) BAAAAAHAHAHAHA, this is too funny. Baby, you're holding, like, a big-ass magnifying glass over your junk, and it's STILL TINY! Holy crap, this is going on my wall TODAY. It could hang in a museum, even. Hah, maybe I'll call one, you know? Baby?