Turning Tuesdays into Fundays!
If there's one thing I've learned about women, it's that they can't stand peeing.
I was driving one day and I saw that someone spray painted "Thug For Life" across a bridge. Naturally, my grandparents thought it was a deplorable act, because they believe in the woman's right to choose.
When I was a kid my dad always tried to live vicariously through me. It sure wasn't easy being the only nine year old in my class who was bangin' his father's secretary.
Examples of Tommy Lee Jones and the US Judicial System being wrong.
1. The Fugitive2. U.S. Marshals
3. Double Jeopardy
1st degree burn: redness, pain at site of injury
2nd degree burn: superficial blistering
Liberal arts degree burn: have fun working at Costco!
2nd degree burn: superficial blistering
Liberal arts degree burn: have fun working at Costco!
Out of sight, out of mind. That's just mean, since I don't think ALL blind people crazy.
Tastier Foods Served at the Last Supper that I Would Happily Receive at Sunday Mass, Had Christ Chosen to Turn Them Into His Body Instead of Bread
1. Roasted lamb2. Pomegranate
3. Fried fish
4. Grapes
5. Double Stuf Oreos
Richard Simmons' Senior Citizen Workout Tapes
-Sweatin' to Miles Davis-Sweatin' to the Golden Girls theme
-Defecatin' to the Oldies
-Remembrin' your grandkids' names
My grandfather always told me dime is money. He was full of obvious advice.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
KAYNE West Is an Idiot
New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed
The Paula Deen Scandal Explained in One GIF
Internet Services for Dead People
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
