For many of you graduation is approaching fast, like a charging grizzly bear. Is it time to finally face the brutal mauling of real life? Just answer these six simple questions and find out!
You scored:
0 – 5 points: The glory days are over. You’re going to have to be an adult. Look forward to spending the next 50 years talking about how great the last 4ish years were. Sound grim? Well maybe you should’ve tried harder to not have to graduate.
6 – 11 points: Walk at graduation, but f*ck up one of your classes so you have to stay for another semester. You’ll have to be an adult eventually, but you can still squeeze in another half year of irresponsibility. Plus, you’ll only have one class. You’ll have so much free time you’ll practically be a townie. It’ll be awesome.
12 – 18 points: Calm down, son, before you prematurely e-graduate. Why are you in such a rush to go out into the real world and have to be a responsible adult? That’s boring. You’ve still got so much to accomplish at school. Have you beaten every one of your X-box 360 games? Have you tried every kind of hot pocket, lean pocket and croissant pocket? Are there still hot freshman girls you want to do? If you answered no to any of these questions, or yes to the last one, then stick around. You may have fulfilled your degree requirements, but you’ve still got plenty of life requirements.



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