This Summer by Stephen Flynn
This summer I want to…
Hook up with a Playboy Playmate
Go on tour around the country with my band, can you say groupies?
Visit Australia, who wouldn’t like to make a trip down under?
Work at Collegehumor(ehm, ehm)
Buy a Toyota FJ Cruiser.Road trip baby!
Get a ridiculously awesome tan
Beat Grand Theft Auto IV
Audition for the new season of American Gladiators
This past summer I…
Hooked up with an OK looking slut at my best bud’s party
Did a gig at some run down wannabe artsy coffee shop that anyone can play at
Went to New Jersey
Worked at a fast food restaurant
Bought a Schwinn Frontier, bikes are so much cooleranyway, I hope.
Got a ridiculously insane tomato sunburn
Never stopped playing Grand Theft Auto IV
Got my ass kicked at the audition for the new season of American Gladiators



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