Original music by this sick new band my brother’s in.
Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High
- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll
- Most Excellent
I wish I lived in Alabama so my state was at the top of drop down menus. No other reason.
I recently tried Trident whitening gum. That sh*t is powerful. Immediately after chewing I bought all 11 seasons of Frasier on DVD.
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Thirty minutes or less or you don’t have to blow the delivery driver.Lord of the Rings in One Minute
Gandalf: You must destroy the one ring of power.Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I’ll summon my eagle friend. He’ll fly you over Mt. Doom and you can throw in the ring.
Frodo: Thanks!
They say Hillary is the candidate of beer drinkers and Obama is the candidate of wine drinkers. I like both candidates a lot. I can’t remember why.
Questions Questions Questions
- Why do people drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?- Why is it called luggage on an airplane, and planeage on an airlug?
- Why is it when you fix a house it’s called landscaping, but when you house a fix its land callscaping?
Fun To Use When You Don’t Need Them, Terrible To Use When You Do
- Adderall- Wheelchairs
- Guns
The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Holiday Shopping Edition
8 Things the Internet Ruined
What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving
The Internet Justice League
Every Time a Bell Rings
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
