Things you never hear:
at a Basketball game: Goldstein passes to Schwartzberg, back to Rosen, who dishes it off to Silverberg for the MONSTER JAM!!
in an Engineering class: I met the most amazing girl last night. She’s hot too.
at a Co-op: Oh shit, I’m late for class!
at a Strip Club: You got change for a buck?
at a Strip Club: This is gross, let’s get out of here.
When you might hear it
when 2 jews create their own team on NBA 2K8.
someone is talking about a girl they met online.
* it’s a class about how to make soup from recycled sandals
* the stripper is older than your mom.
* the stripper IS your mom
Things you never hear
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