Last Day Lies- What You Say and What You Mean

Say: “The fridge always smelled like that.  What are you talking about?”

Mean: “We tried to make beer in the fridge.”

S: “No man, you were an awesome RA.”

M: “Please stop crying.”

S: “You were a great roommate.”

M: “I hooked up with your sister.”

S: “You were an AWESOME roommate.”

M: “I hooked up with your mom.  I gots skillz.”

S: “Broseph, we have to chill more next year.”

M: “Who are you again?”

S: “Man, I have the sickest job this summer.”

M: “I will be getting coffee for someone remotely famous this summer.”

S: “Job?  Who needs a job?  I’m resourceful, if you know what I mean…”

M: “I will attempt to sell alcohol and pot to minors until my parents make me work for them.”

S: “Bro, I can’t wait to slay all the hometown hotties.”

M: “I will spend the next three months trying to hook up with my ex.  I will fail.”

S: “No baby, of course I’ll call you over the summer.  I love you.”
M: “The amount I call will be directly proportional to the number of pictures taken of you and your ex-boyfriend that you post on facebook.”