Summer is upon us and you know what that means: time to find a job. Any job. In honor of this vocational destitution, we have created an Awful Job Fair where you can rank the world's most terrible jobs.

When you were little, the worst jobs you could think of were being the totally sub par green Power Ranger, Steve from Blues Clues, or a teacher, but times have changed. The real world is harsh and full of bodily fluids. For instance, Septic Tank Cleaner, Elephant Artificial Inseminator, or Fluffer? Which sounds the most miserable? Vote here!

(And maybe be a little more wary of public handrails from now on.)