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Things I learned from CLA 160: Myth, Legend, and J.R.R. Tolkien

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  • A wizard is never late, but past-due papers lose .5 per day until turned in.
  • The exam has no study guide, the exam needs no study guide.
  • No matter how many rings I wear to class, that cute blonde two rows back can still see me following her back to her dorm.
  • The finest Pipe Weed doesn’t come from the South Farthing, it comes from a guy named “Chocolate” who hangs out by the commuter lot.
  • Taking a lighter to my scantron won’t reveal its “secrets.”
  • To bear the instructor rating forms is to be alone.
  • I shall not pass.
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