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Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations.
Nice to Chant at Re-Election Party, Mean to Yell at Birthday Party
“Four more years!”Real Movie Titles That Would Probably Make For Terrible Pornos
- James and the Giant Peach- The Fast and the Furious
- Exit Wounds
My friend grew up Asian, so he says that’s why he isn’t into Asian girls. I think that makes a lot of sense, because I grew up fat…
Do you think it’s rude for deaf people to talk with food in there hands?
Rich or Alzheimer’s?
- You know, I can’t remember the last time I spent less than 50 dollars on a meal? That includes breakfast.- Does public transportation even exist anymore?
- Are you my wife?
If I was a ref at a Harlem Globetrotters game, I would call them for traveling, then throw them out if they argued, then steal some kid’s popcorn.
The 8 Relatives You'll Talk to at Thanksgiving
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
8 Things the Internet Ruined
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Winter Pick-Up Lines
The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Holiday Shopping Edition
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
