F1RST!!!
Meh, Sam Adams was better. Winter Lager is da bomb!
Having sex with your slave FTL… having hot half-babies FTW
John Adams did it.
Died after one month in office? PWNED
Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked
Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail
Sesame Street? Meh
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
WTF??? REPOST!
No fatties, plz
Nice last name LOL
Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!
LAAAAAME… too soon?
Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW
BLOWJOBS FTMFW
It’s “strategy,” not “strategery.” Learn to spell, dumbass
Hey, my vote didn’t get counted!
John Adams did it.
Died after one month in office? PWNED
Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked
Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail
Sesame Street? Meh
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
WTF??? REPOST!
No fatties, plz
Nice last name LOL
Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!
LAAAAAME… too soon?
Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW
BLOWJOBS FTMFW
It’s “strategy,” not “strategery.” Learn to spell, dumbass
Hey, my vote didn’t get counted!
Thanks to Happy Happy Happy Man and Matt Gorman for their input.
+
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
The 25 Best Sitcom Couples
8 Things the Internet Ruined
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
