Having sex with your slave FTL… having hot half-babies FTW


John Adams did it.


Died after one month in office? PWNED


Four score and seven years ago, you still sucked

Dude, who names a president after that shitty comic? Fail

Sesame Street? Meh

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

WTF??? REPOST!

No fatties, plz

Nice last name LOL

Hoover really SUCKS, amirite?!?!

LAAAAAME… too soon?

Having sex with Marilyn Monroe FTW

BLOWJOBS FTMFW

It's "strategy," not "strategery." Learn to spell, dumbass


Hey, my vote didn't get counted!