You may only know Memorial Day as that Monday in whatever month this is where you get the day off from whatever meaningless job you currently work for, but to us it means so much more. It means sifting through millions upon thousands of entries to bring the best 7 or 5 videos and a couple pictures to your screen.
So enjoy your 3 day weekend and never forget that your FREE Monday is brought to you by the goddamn United States of America.



Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Every Time a Bell Rings
The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Holiday Shopping Edition
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.