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Your Summer Plans, Translated

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Sleeping for 3 months straight!
Building houses for Habitat for Humanity.
Interning.
Road tripping!
Babysitting.
Being a Production Assistant’s Assistant.
Waiting for you buddy to hook you up with that sweet job.
Not making summer plans till June at the earliest.
Not worrying/figuring something out.
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