How GTA IV would go down in real life

Niko Bellic has spent the past 10 years running from his past. He tries to make a new life in Liberty City with his cousin, Roman.

Roman: Niko! My cousin! You are here!

Niko: Roman, so good to see you!

Roman: Come! We must go get you settled. You drive, I’ve had a bit too much vodka.

Niko gets in the driver’s seat and starts driving out of the docks.

Niko pulls out onto the street.

Roman: I can’t believe you’re here!

Niko: I can’t drive this damn car. It handles like absolute shit.

Niko drives too fast and can’t make a right hand turn quick enough. He slams on the brakes, but still bumps into a green sedan, denting the fender. Roman smacks his head on the dashboard and goes unconscious.

Niko: Shit! Roman, are you all right?

A middle-aged man gets out of the sedan. Niko follows suit.

Man: Hey, asshole, learn how to drive. You got insurance?

Niko: Uh, yeah.

The man pulls out his wallet and starts to take his insurance card out. Niko punches him in the face.

Man: What the-

Niko punches him two more times and headbutts him to the ground. A passing policeman notices.

Cop: Hey! Stop right there!

The cop pulls out his gun. Niko puts up his hands.

Cop: What the fuck do you think you’re doing, scumbag?

The cop slams Niko’s face into the hood of his car, pulling out his wallet. The cop steals the 20 bucks in cash and finds his ID.

Cop: Are you legal, boy?

Niko is booked and deported. Game over.