1. He asks you to sell him everything on this list:
2. He tries to pay you with something other than an acceptable form of US currency, like this:
3. He provides this laminated paper card as identification:
4. He declines a bag to take home his purchase, stating that he already has one:







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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
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Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
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Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
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Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.