Writing AND jokes? Now that’s what I call a triple play!
TV Shows Double Amputees May Find Offensive
Two and a Half MenSo You Think You Can Dance
Last Comic Standing
How Many Electricians Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Two.One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to criticize him for demeaning their profession.
Modernized Classics
- The Selected Gmails of Mark Twain- Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s Fireside Podcasts
- annefrank.blogspot.com
Well Educated Gangsters
“Yo that mother f*cker has got a serious Oedipus complex.”Expressions That Were Used Literally to My Obese Ex-Girlfriend
-Don’t rock the boat-I’ll cross the bridge once I come to it
-Don’t Bite the Hand that feeds you
-Don’t try to walk before you can crawl
Worst Parents Ever…
Buy you Bugles, then tell you not to play with your food.Clever Rap Line for Stupid Rappers
- “Playin’ hard to get like her name was Dr. Seuss.”- “You can count on me like I’m your fingers.”
- “Chewin’ on DVD’s like I thought they were Baked Lays, I only drink on Tays that end with Zondays.”
-Amir Blumenfeld
Jerry Seinfeld goes insane
- “What’s the deal with airplane food? They don’t serve it on airplanes and it’s not food!”Movie Do’s and Don’ts
- Don’t tell mom the babysitter’s dead. Do the right thing.- Don’t mess with the Zohan. Do America (with Beavis and Butt-Head).
- Don’t be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. Do, where’s my car?
Now that Memorial Day is over I can go back to honoring the troops the way I normally do, by NOT embezzling money from veterans’ fund raisers.
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
