If this was your day today, you are seriously a piece of shit:

Wake up at 1:15 PM

Don't have a job

Got a call back from a job, but ignored it 

Ate Fruit Loops and watched Lars and The Real Girl 

Pwnd n00bs in Halo 3 for two hours and won 20 double team games in a row with LOUB3GA (LAXER)

Your mom made you dinner and brought it into the family room and asked if you got a job, but you said you had no luck today

Your only physical activity was the driving range and you cramped up during it

Played Super Smash Bros. Brawl for three hours 

Your only regret was not taking a nap between Halo and dinner…

 

 I am a piece of sh*t