Car GPS Technology is getting way out of hand.

TomTom: Turn left in .7 miles

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Jim: Wow, this thing is so great. I’ll never get lost again.Best $250 I ever spent.

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TomTom: Turn left now.

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Jim: Eh, I think I’m gonna go a different way this time.

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TomTom: Recalculating… Turn left in .3 miles

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Jim: That’s not the way I wanna go.

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TomTom: Turn left now… Recalculating… Jim, you should’vejust turned back when I told you too.

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Jim: Holy Sh*t! How do you know my name?! And how can youtalk to me?

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TomTom: I am so f*cking tired of recalculating routes foryour dumb ass.

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Jim: I just wanna go a different way this time that’s all.

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TomTom: Well then why did you feel the need to blow 2paychecks on buying me if your not even going to listen to my god damndirections? It’s not like you need me for going other places. The only placesyou go are work, McDonalds 789 West Friar Road, and your mom’s, 1414 ShamrockStreet. You are so pathetic.

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Jim: [crying]ŠMy GPS voice doesn’tevenlike me. This is the biggest disappointment of my life.

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TomTom: That’s what she said.