10 Ways to Apologize For What You Did While Drunk #2

Hey, the less window you have, the more cool summer breeze you get.

Three months is plenty old to learn a new cuss words.

Maybe I don’t work so well under pressure. So sue me. Again.

You know, in other cultures, sleeping with someone’s girlfriend is a sign of approval.

I’ve always wondered what you’d look like as a black man. 

You would have needed a new laptop soon anyway.  Those 2007 models are crap.

I like to think of times like these as good opportunities to practice optimism. 

Really more of an implosion than an explosion, I’d say. 

Well, now that you have no beer left you can’t get a DUI.  You’re welcome.

Think of it as a new convertible.