It’s awesome if you try
No Advanced Chemstry before us
Only PS3 and getting high
Imagine all your bros
Playing Grand Theft Auto 4
Imagine there’s no classes
A mess hall with gourmet food
No reason to wake early
And no Comparative Religions too
Imagine all the hotties
Strolling the campus in bikinis
You may say I’m a procrasturbator
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday the faculty’ll join me
And make a $40k a year college a shit ton of fun
Imagine no dissertations
No Locke, Rosseau, Diderot or Kant
No need for Adderrall at all
All the pussy you could ever want
Imagine all the students
Sharing a phat bong
You may say it happens only in summer
Underneath the burning sun
But it can happen year round if we want to
Oh shit, I’m late for Accounting I gotta run.
+
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
Dating Dos and Don'ts
The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
Every Time a Bell Rings
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
