Steve Horvath

Things Only Slightly Less Scary Than Kimbo Slice

  1. A chainsaw-wielding grizzly bear
  2. Watching your grandparents bone
  3. Getting your fingernails ripped off one by one
  4. Dad after four beers
  5. Vigo the Carpathian
  6. Kimbo Slice’s turds
  7. Erectile dysfunction

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