Dish #1: Watermelon
Ingredients: Rock
1. Throw the rock at a supermarket window.
2. Climb through the window.
3. Take the watermelon.
Dish #2: Watermelon
Ingredients: Timber
1. Go to the local hardware store. Buy nails.
2. Make a table.
3. Throw the table at a supermarket window.
4. Climb through the window.
5. Take the watermelon.
Dish #3: Doughnuts
Ingredients: Starfish with extra good suction
1. Throw the starfish at a supermarket window.
2. Pull the starfish off the supermarket window, taking the window with it.
3. Climb through the window.
4. Take the doughnuts (next to the watermelon).
Dish #4: Doughnuts, Watermelon
Ingredients: A watermelon, cell phone
1. Throw the watermelon at a supermarket window.
2. Call the police.
3. Steal a doughnut from the officer.
4. Run with the watermelon.




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