Cooking on a Budget


Dish #1: Watermelon



Ingredients: Rock


1. Throw the rock at a supermarket window.


2. Climb through the window.


3. Take the watermelon.

Dish #2: Watermelon


Ingredients: Timber


1. Go to the local hardware store. Buy nails.


2. Make a table.


3. Throw the table at a supermarket window.


4. Climb through the window.


5. Take the watermelon.




Dish #3: Doughnuts


Ingredients: Starfish with extra good suction


1. Throw the starfish at a supermarket window.


2. Pull the starfish off the supermarket window, taking the window with it.


3. Climb through the window.


4. Take the doughnuts (next to the watermelon).




Dish #4: Doughnuts, Watermelon


Ingredients: A watermelon, cell phone


1. Throw the watermelon at a supermarket window.


2. Call the police.


3. Steal a doughnut from the officer.


4. Run with the watermelon.

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