Upcoming GTA IV Sequels

(Based off of Toronto)

You are Geoffrey McKinney, ex-con just released from a minimum security holding facility, and you’re back on the mean streets of Maple Valley, eh? Contend with crooked mounties, who will chase after you if you commit crimes (i.e. littering, not helping an elderly lady cross the street) and give you a stern lecture once caught.

New Features:
Horses (motorcycles have been removed)
Maple syrup (guns have been removed)
Mooses (civilians have been removed)
Handshakes (to thank a mountie after a harsh lecture)
Curling mini-game

(Based off of Washington D.C.)

You are Franklin Washington, fresh young congressman from an anonymous state who was just released from prison, and you’re here to clean up this city of all the corruption and crime that rules it – with legislation! Filibuster for hours on the floor of Congress, send memos to important subcommittees, hold press conferences, and visit historic sites! No need to steal cars here, though: just call up your chauffeur and he’ll take you whereever you need to go. Also, cops never try to chase you – you’re above the law.

New Features:
No police
No stealing cars
No guns
Many new cell phone uses



(Based off of Aurora)

You’re Dan Tannen, a husband and father of two who works at a local pharmacy – and has just been released from the hospital (for an appendectomy). Pretty much all the cars in town are minivans, SUVs, or Dodge Neons, but don’t bother trying to steal them – they all have steering-wheel locks. Get your kids to school on-time and try to get revenge for the person who keeps stealing your newspaper in the morning. Was it the Russians? The mafia? The Jeffersons? Only you can solve this mystery and get justice.

New Features:
Friendly relationship with police (they may give you a parking ticket on occasion)
New missions (get kids to school, take family to church, work at Walgreen’s)
New gun: Your son’s Super Soaker! Don’t play with it in the house, though
New ties to wear to work
Wildly smaller play area – roughly 1/8 the size of Liberty City!