Today’s T ‘n A – (that’s Truth ‘n Advertising. If you thought it meant boobies and butts, you gotta rock the ampersand – it’s the shift F7, brotha) focuses on bringing more accuracy to the brand that is Schenley Whiskey. I’m not sure they actually even bother advertising; it truly is a lifestyle that brands itself. Often with a warrant.
Sometimes you don’t want a 25 year old single malt. Sometimes you want a drink that’s a little more accessible. Sometimes you’re a homeless sexualdeviant 4 years behind on child support who has to drink a homemademixture of wood glue and kerosene. And its that last demographic thatthe makers of Schenley consider its target market. Well them and college students.
- Because that Elmer’s isn’t gonna taste right…without Schenley’s
- She won’t miss you, she’ll just miss your Schenley’s
- When you fall off the wagon, fall on Schenley’s
- Shivers. Sweats. Sh*t Stains. Schenley’s.
- Schenley’s – killing drifters so you don’t have to.
- She’s 18 now. Show your daughter you love her. Show her a little too much. Show her Schenley’s.
- Just because you don’t have a job doesn’t mean Schenley can’t be your manager.
- Schenley: A driver’s license in a bottle
- It’s your pillow AND alarm clock. Schenley
- If you have reservations, they’re probably not at a hotel, Schenley
- Because DUI is BYOB, Schenley
- Wake up in a parking lot, pants down, missing your front teeth, andsurrounded by polaroids of you posing in front of a pile of fresh mime corpses? You’re a Schenely mannow.
- Remember when you could feel your face? Schenley
- When you read the police log to find out about last night, Schenley
- Just like you – on the rocks. Schenley




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