The next best thing to tickling.
Similarities Between Prison Inmates and The Kids I Babysit1. Regulated schedules for eating, sleeping, and free time.
2. People are paid to watch over them.
3. They save piss in a container to throw in my face.
Fat Person OxymoronExtra Bacon
Women's Rights Rally Pick Up LineOnce you're done standing for women's rights feel free to sit on my face.
What Asians really mean by their peace signs.No more nukes! Two's enough!
Depressing Riddle-Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
-So their bodies can be easily found and brought back to loved ones if they are caught in a fire.
"I don't know doctor, I feel like a million bucks."