Folks, face it, Metal Album Covers are the greatest form of artwork that we as a society have today. If you do not know what I am talking about, you soon will. I am talking about that sincere art form displayed on the cover of your favorite metal band's CD. I am going to be looking at some of the top-notch covers and analyzing just why they are so amazing. So sit back, grab a cold brew, get a Nordic Battle Axe, a Big Tittie babe, and enjoy.
Standard. Beyond standard. This is what fantasy metal is all about baby. Swords and snow, f*cking metal dude! Check out this lavish warrior. He knows that he is gonna storm this castle with pride and swiftness,

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