- Two girls, tops off, making out on a keg full of marijuana, in front of a rock band playing in the background on top of a mountain in Hell.
- Dozens of people running around naked while dinosaurs wage an apocalyptic battle with laser beams attached to their tails, heads, and arms.
- Two twin Death Stars blasting each other.
- Chris Cornell screaming the lyrics to “Set It Off” while tearing out a male lion’s still-beating heart.
- Jesus Christ picking up a 13-year-old’s shitty $100 guitar and playing a riff that instantly cures every form of cancer.
- Pirates made out of chocolate ramming their ship into the city of Pittsburgh and running wild.
- The Cloverfield monster ramming a nuclear bomb into the cave where Osama bin Laden is hiding, then having sex with your girlfriend.
- Every member of Rage Against the Machine giving the Hindu god Shiva a high-five at the same time.
- A puppy eating an ice cream cone. Awwwwww!
- Seven fire-breathing dragons taking on the U.S. 1980 hockey team in an awesomeness match…and losing. USA! USA!
- Frodo throwing the kid who picked on you in elementary school into the fires of Mt. Doom while wearing the Billy Walsh “Suits Suck” t-shirt from Entourage.
- A Martian, the alien from Alien, the alien from Independence Day, and the alien from Signs getting into a fight with sledgehammers in your living room.
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my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.



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