Thoughts of your Black friend

Five fraternity brothers live in a house. One roommate’s black. Three of the roommates are sitting in the dining room/kitchen as Jamal walks in.

Patrick: … she must have been a hoe in a past life or something, cause her shit was wider than an expressway. I almost fell into that thing, no tread left on the tire. It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

(Jamal thinks) not this again; just act like you just wanted to get something out the fridge and get the fuck out of dodge. No need to draw attent-

Mike: Jamal, bet that shit never happens to you does it bro? Leave the bitches hurting when you done with them don’t ya?

Great, ever think something your mouth doesn’t say.
Jamal: You know it bro-bra, hung like a fucking gorilla.

Shaun: Was she at least hot bro?

Patrick: Yeah bro, the tits were BANGING. I could have motorboated those whim-whams for hours.

Mike: Titties ever see the sun before or was it tan line city?

Patrick: Bro, knockers were milky white an-

Shaun: Bet you like em dark and tanned, though, don’t you Jamal?

Eat a dick.
Jamal: Yeah, bronta-bro-is, you know I like that caramel shit. Harriet Tubman? Hot!

Shaun: Do black people even tan? I thought the sun didn’t affect them.

Jamal: Eat a dick!
Bitch knows my mother died of skin cancer, told everyone at the first meeting this year
Jamal goes backs to his room.

Shaun: Bro . . . What I say?

Their black roommate walks in naked.
Patrick: God damn it Darryl, why are you always naked?!

(Darryl thinks) White people . . .