Just answer these five simple questions to find out if your liver is haunted, or if you just ate too many tacos!
You scored:
0 – 5 points: Your liver is normal. There aren’t any ghosts in it at all. You’ll be fine as long as you don’t piss off any wizards.
6 – 10 points: You’re liver isn’t haunted. It’s cursed. That sucks. Haunted livers have personalities. Sometimes they’re fun and at least they keep you guessing. Cursed organs just give you problems. It’s OK, I know a remedy. Eat 50 bees and you’ll be fine. Just kidding, I just wanted you to eat bees. There’s no cure.
11 – 15 points: Your liver is haunted as hell. It must have come from an Indian burial ground. As a rule of thumb, you should never dig up organs from an Indian burial ground and put them in your body. Now you’re just going to have to learn to deal with it. Make friends with your liver. Some ghosts are nice, like Casper. Maybe you’ll get lucky and it won’t destroy your life and everything you love.
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