Entering The NBA Draft

So instead of doing college work this year in my classes, I took the time to learn how to enter the NBA draft. To be honest after the letter I wrote Commissioner Stern , I was surprised to be alive let alone get the paperwork back to pursue my lifelong dream. I’m pretty sure they just read the first sentence as well.

Commissioner Stern,

I would like to formally declare my decision to enter the NBA draft. If you have been following the news you may have seen my press conference; however I sincerely doubt it as my mother was the only one filming it at the time, and the footage was removed from YouTube due to copyright restrictions. Please send me the proper paperwork so that I can fulfill my dreams of becoming a star Point Guard for whatever team chooses to acquire my services.

I believe that with a little hard work together we can rejuvenate the NBA into a league that is considered to be full of top-tier talent and top-tier people as well, and not the thugs like Ron Artest the NBA continues to employ. If you are looking for a player that can shave points, you’ve found your man. In High School my nickname was ‘Bedsheets’ because I always covered the spread.

If drafted, I won’t drink and drive anymore. Well at least on weeknights – during the offseason – after the 4th of July. I promise to leave the strip clubs before my posse starts any fights. I won’t own agun until I turn 25 and even then I promise not to aim it at people until I turn 27. In all seriousness if Michael Ruffin can makethe NBA, why can’t I. Please send me the paperwork as soon as possible as my duties as a full-time student and apart-time father will take up most of my time.

Sincerely,

Josh Zurn

The Ohio State University