Abraham Lincoln
Sick! Look at his brains!
I guess he’ll need a new hat
Not covered in brains
Sick! Look at his brains!
I guess he’ll need a new hat
Not covered in brains
Betsy Ross
Betsy sewed the flag
Instead of cooking dinner
Husband slapped that ho
Betsy sewed the flag
Instead of cooking dinner
Husband slapped that ho
Harriet Tubman
I learned about you
Every February
But I forgot why
I learned about you
Every February
But I forgot why
Leonardo DaVinci
He did that drawing
With the guy that had eight limbs
Good for a turtle
He did that drawing
With the guy that had eight limbs
Good for a turtle
Helen Keller
Blind, deaf, and fugly
Still, she gets her own quarter
Yup, it’s that easy
Blind, deaf, and fugly
Still, she gets her own quarter
Yup, it’s that easy
William Howard Taft
Look how fat you are
Feel lucky your wife loves you
Because you’re so fat
Look how fat you are
Feel lucky your wife loves you
Because you’re so fat
Charlie Chaplin
Pedophilia
If you were alive today
Children would be scared
Pedophilia
If you were alive today
Children would be scared
Charles Darwin
Pro football players
Are pretty convincing proof
Of a missing link
Pro football players
Are pretty convincing proof
Of a missing link
Jane Austen
I feign interest
Because my girlfriend loves you
But you suck goat balls
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