1. Obama loves cookies. Do You?
2. McCain hates fun
3. Change….your underwear, because Obama is going to blow your pants away
4. McCain kicks puppies
5. Make the voting age 18. Obama in 2008
6. Is it Barack Obama, or more likely “Bo-Rock Your Momma.”
7. John McCain: Older than your grandpa, meaner than your grandma.



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