Sup, bro. Word on the street is that there's gonna be a real rager at the Zeta house tonight. It's gonna be so rad. Just answer these simple questions to find out if you're going to get drunk and start breaking things, or just chill by the wall all night!
You scored:
0 5 points: You're a wallflower. You'll go to parties, but you're too scared to talk to anyone. You stand around, drink and pretend like you're having a great time. You can remedy this by growing some f*cking balls, bro. There's no reason to be intimidated by a bunch of other drunk college kids. Stop being the kid envious of the kid who starts singing at the top of his lungs when "Don't Stop Believing" comes on. Become that kid. For some reason everyone loves the loud guy.
6 12 points: You're normal. You don't add anything interesting to the mix and you don't start trouble. It's almost like you don't exist at all. Start being nicer or more of a jerk or you'll never be remembered. People remember the name of the kid who knocked the bathroom door of it's hinges and fell through the roof. Become that guy.
13 18 points: You're the loud, drunk asshole. By the end of the night you have one goal, destroy. You'll start picking fights, stealing frozen dinners out of the fridge and putting holes in the wall. Everyone hates you, but what's important is that you're having a great time.